Advertising on BBC Television News February 6, 2010
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Am I alone in noticing that BBC News is running more and more stories that feature the achievements of commercial organisations?
I’m not talking about the business news which reports sales increases, share price rises or profits and losses for the last quarter, although I bet that the supermarkets and other companies mentioned don’t object to exposure in peak time. No, it’s the blatant plugs for companies and products that have become a regular feature of BBC television news, and in particular, of BBC East Midlands, our local region.
However, national news doesn’t escape.
I would love to be able to write a letter like this:
Dear editor of BBC News,
I have just invented a device that reads digital files. I know that the BBC does not accept paid-for advertising, so please will you give me the same level of free uncritical coverage on all your TV and radio channels that you have given to Apple over the past week or so since the launch of their i-pad.
I feel sure that I would be ignored, but then, so will this blog post be ignored.
Missed Milestone February 1, 2010
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Life.Tags: Blogging, Milestone
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Sometime in the middle of last month, this blog had it’s 10,000th visit.
I have no idea who it might have been, but I find it quietly amazing that so many people have been to read at least some of the random thoughts of this particular old curmudgeon.
Thank you your visit, whether its your first or whether you are a regular here.
Ride Safe
Dave
January Top and Tail January 31, 2010
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Life.Tags: Family, January
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I’ve just realised that my last post here was on 1st January and this, my second post of the month has only just crept into the 31st.
In many respects, January hasn’t been a great month. At the start of the month, we had the big freeze and I bumped the car on an icy hill. This left us without transport for two weeks while it was being mended. A real positive from this was that we saved a fortune in diesel.
During this time, I had to work from home, with just a couple of trips to work using buses and trains and, thanks to wonderful work colleagues, lifts from and back to the station at the far end.
This month, Sue has stopped working at a place that should have been a great job, but her colleagues made it a complete nightmare. I admire her persistence in sticking it out for well over six months, but she has done the right thing in getting out.
This has left us with a few financial “issues”, but again, there is a positive to this because I have taken an active interest in our budget, rather than my earlier ostrich-like approach to money.
Unfortunately, the Harley-Davidson will have to be sold, but since we have hardly used it since our great fall-out with Sherwood Chapter of the Harley Owners Group, even this is feeling bearable. In any case, the Yamaha bike is staying because I will use it for commuting to work once the danger of ice on the roads has passed. That will also save a fortune in fuel over using the car.
Right at the end of the month, Sue’s mum was admitted to hospital with a chest infection. She has been getting some support to live independently for a while now, but it looks like this latest episode may have brought things to a head and that support looks likely to increase significantly in the very near future.
Looking back, it has been a month of mixed fortunes, but looking ahead, things are looking bright. Sue has put in application for a job that should suit her far better than the one she has just left. The interview is next Friday and I am very positive about her prospects for this one.
So as I look ahead to February and the rest of 2010, I feel very positive that, although not everything will be 100% smooth, it will be all right.
Ride Safe
Dave
Predictions for a New Decade? January 1, 2010
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Life.Tags: 2010, Global Worming, Hype, Millenium Bug, New Decade, New Year
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So here we are at the start of a new decade. As I wander around the blogosphere, I see a lot of very profound posts that look back at the “noughties” and look ahead to the “teenies”. However, I have no deep insights to share with you, nor will I pontificate about the meaning of the passage of time. (Although I have noticed that I have more white hair and less of it in total.)
My own most significant moment of the last decade was my wedding to Sue, with my very positive change of a very long-term job as the second.
I predict that we will all be hit by rising prices and that most of us will have to engage in some belt-tightening in the next few years. Indeed, this is already happening for Sue and I. However, I have no real idea what the next year will bring and I would be foolish indeed to try to see ten years ahead.
My big negative of the last decade was the excessive hype about the so-called ”Millenium Bug” that was going to bring computing to an end exactly ten years ago today. As I type this into a better and faster computer than I used a decade ago, I think I can stop worrying now.
However, I regret that a decade later, Global Warming is getting just as much hype as the Y2K bug ever did. I fear that this may prove to have rather more impact on us than the Y2k “bug”, but I can’t really blame anyone who draws parallels between the two doomsday scenarios ten years apart.
I can only express my wish that 2010 will see the Chuffing Hog family grow in happiness and prosperity and that I share this wish for you and yours.
Ride Safe
Dave
Nothing Is Ever Simple December 28, 2009
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Life.Tags: Auto Movie Creator, Computers, Intelli-Studio, Movie Plus x3, Samsung FlashCam SMX-C10GP, Serif, Tony, Video
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… at least as far as computers and video are concerned.
I consider myself to be something of a geek. At least, I am able to install software and get it running for most things. I have lots of experience of editing audio on a PC, so I thought that it really wouldn’t be too hard to get my head around video making and editing. How wrong I was.
You see, we (the royal we, actually, since it was really Sue) bought a video camera as our joint Christmas present to each other. (A Samsung Flashcam). I duly took on the role of Steven Spielberg and have been shooting all sorts of interesting things onto the SD card in the camera
This has proved to be very straightforward to use and I am certain that a bright future awaits me as a producer, director and camera operator, with an equally bright future for Sue as the star of a series of great films.
Now just a moment, I am not talking about THAT sort of film – and you should be ashamed of yourself for thinking that we would want to inflict anything with an even slightly blue tinge on you and an unsuspecting world.
Filming proved to be easy enough, although I doubt that I have explored all the features built in to our camera yet. But those shots of our family Christmas Eve meal and a walk around the lake at Rufford Park certainly need editing before being seen by anyone at all. (In fact, my son Daniel was quite keen that our Christmas Eve footage shouldn’t appear on Facebook and so far, at least, it hasn’t.)
But this is where the fun started.
Uploading the rushes to my computer was straightforward enough and also led to the discovery that a neat little programme called Intelli-Studio came with the camera, so the shots were quickly uploaded and I started exploring the programme. I quickly discovered Intelli-studio’s shortcoming. This software allows me to sequence complete video clips, but does not allow me to trim out the camera wobble or other extraneous sights and sounds.
However, I persevered and compiled a seven minute film, added titles and music tracks and decided to convert it into Windows Media Video (wmv) format so that Sue could see it in Windows Media Player.
I should have heeded the alarm bells when it took more than three hours of processing time to create the WMV file. The following morning, when I tried to play the newly created file, the sound ran fine, but the screen stayed resolutely black before crashing the computer’s display.
I needed something better. So I wandered aimlessly around Google for a while before stumbling on Auto Movie Creator.
The first thing I discovered about this was that it would cost me only $39.95, but also that I could download a trial version and play with it for free. Unfortunately, the trial version leaves a watermark stamp on your cinematic masterpiece, and before I could get to grips with this piece of software, Tony, a good friend and rather more competent geek, told me about Serif’s MoviePlus software. At £59.99, this is a little more expensive, but Tony’s enthusiastic review, as well as my own positive experience with other Serif programmes over a number of years, led me straight to MoviePlus x3. This excellent programme delivers exactly what I need. I can now trim out the junk, and produce a polished end product that will, I am sure make James Cameron, David Lynch and their peers look over their shoulders.
However, a strangely familiar problem quickly arose. I could hear the audio, but the pictures were missing. After some scratching of heads, Tony and I decided that my computer’s on-board video could not cope with the demands we were trying to put on it. Tony disappeared back home and returned a few minutes later brandishing a GeForce Graphics card. He foolishly handed it over to me and departed saying something like, just plug it in, download the drivers and it will be dead easy.
It wasn’t.
I did plug it in. I downloaded several sets of drivers before finding the right ones. On boot up Windows XP sometimes told me that the card was there but not installed and just as often said nothing at all. Two days later, Tony returned and after some more head scratching, announced that the card must be faulty. With that he took the offending graphics card and said that he would pop into the supplier and get another before abandoning me to me fate.
I, and my embryonic career in film, await his return in another day or so.
Ride Safe
Dave
Santa – After Christmas December 26, 2009
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Life.Tags: Beard, Santa, Santa Claus, Santa Suit
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It’s been a very busy few weeks, but the preparation takes many months. Even longer than it takes the brussels sprouts to cook!
First of all the beard has to grow to a proper seasonal length. There are plenty of Santas who simply rely on cotton wool beards, but the REAL Santa has to grow his beard. This has to start about July or August so that it reaches full luxuriant growth in time for the December public appearances.
I’ve also noticed that it gets a bit whiter with each passing year. This year’s beard was a magnificent one which drew many admiring comments from parents and other adults.
This picture was taken with our newly acquired webcam, about which I’ll tell more in another post soon.
As I have mentioned, today is also the day to revert to Santa’s “rest of year” look. This is achieved by putting the red suit away and most significantly, trimming away several kilogrammes of beard.
The result is that I now look like this:
I’ll be able to go out without being recognised by every child I encounter, although that is a very mixed blessing because one of the great things about Christmas is that it is the only time when I can chat to children without their parents looking horrified in case I am about to kidnap them into child slavery.
Anyway, the reindeer need feeding and the sleigh needs a good clean before I put it away until next December, so with a final “”HO HO HO”, this is Santa signing off for this year.
Ride Safe
Dave
Merry Christmas December 25, 2009
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It’s Christmas Day and the Chuffing Hog family send best wishes to you and yours for today and for 2010.
Ride Safe
Dave
Managerial Trousers November 12, 2009
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Life.Tags: Management, Managerial Trousers, Sue, Trousers
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My wife is a genius.
Countless books have been written about management, the internet is heaving with websites offering advice about management, there are training courses, consultants and untold other resources that are designed to turn people who are good at doing a job into managers of other people, whether they be staff or volunteers. Indeed, I often describe my own job as “supporting volunteer managers”.
Yes, in a single incisive phrase the other morning, Sue cut through all the theory by identifying the secret at the heart of management.
Managerial Trousers.
I was getting ready to set off to work, where I have been a manager since the start of this year. I was startled to hear a plaintive cry from Sue, “You can’t wear those trousers, you need to wear Managerial Trousers.” I was slightly bemused because this was an aspect of management that had never crossed my consciousness before that moment. I asked her to elaborate and was quickly guided to a pair of Managerial Trousers that were hanging in my wardrobe.
I am still not completely clear what it is that makes trousers managerial, and how they work remains shrouded in mystery. However, I am prepared to accept that this ground-breaking insight just make all the difference to the way I manage staff and volunteers. It’s early days, but I am starting to believe in the power of my Managerial Trousers.
I am a little worried that all these gains may slip back next week when the Managerial Trousers are put into the washing basket. We need to know whether Persil capsules have any effect on the managerial qualities that are impregnated into the very fabric of these trousers? Will the tumble drier damage the supervision skills in the pockets?
Can you spot which are the Managerial Trousers?
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Ride Safe
Dave
Playing Trains or Bringing Home The Bacon? November 11, 2009
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Trains, Volunteer, Volunteering.Tags: Derwent & Wye Valley Railway Trust, Funding, Funding Application, Research, Trustees, Volunteering
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I would surmise that voluntary organisations and charities have always been much better at spending money than obtaining it. The charity of which Sue and I are trustees, the Derwent & Wye Valley Railway Trust, is no exception. We would love to be able to spend large sums of money on all sorts of projects relating to our charitable aim:
“To obtain, restore, preserve and operate a representative collection of heritage railway buildings, structures, rolling stock and artefacts for use by, exhibition to and for the education of the public in the infrastructure, management and the operation of railways between Ambergate and Buxton in the County of Derbyshire.”
So important is the inward flow of cash to organisations that fundraising is seen in many of them as a valuable skill. Indeed many larger voluntary organisations and charities have entire departments of paid fundraising staff. There is even a trade body for fundraisers, the Institute of Fundraising .
So as a trustee, I share the responsibility for bringing in the cash as well as spending it. I am also the only trustee who works in the voluntary sector and therefore is daily immersed in the comings and goings of funding news. So it was almost inevitable that my skills in this area, such as they are, are likely to provide the best outcomes for the trust.
So I have just had two days off from my paid job to volunteer intensively to write funding applications for an exciting project that will greatly enhance our visitors’ appreciation and understanding of the heritage of the “infrastructure, management and the operation of railways between Ambergate and Buxton in the County of Derbyshire.”
I am not going into too much more detail at this stage of this project, but I would like to observe that this work involves:
- Filling in details on application forms.
Very straightforward and taking just a few minutes. - Finding or writing the supporting paperwork to go with the application.
This is information about the trust, my fellow trustees and some financial information. Almost all of this can be delegated to the treasurer or secretary. - Writing up information about the costs involved. After all, this is the point of the whole exercise.
This takes another couple of hours or so to get the information into the format requested on the application form. - Writing a description of the project.
This is where it starts to get interesting and can take a couple of hours of writing and re-writing.
However, the biggest part of the whole process has been
- Researching the project costs.
The internet has made this a lot easier, but this is still the most time-consuming part of the process. I have spent about four days over the past fortnight doing little else.
If you are a fundraising professional who has happened to stumble across this, You will probably have gasped at the inordinate length of time that this research phase takes me. However, I make no apology. I really want to be sure that I am applying to the right funder.
Therefore I need to read the criteria of each potential fund in detail. This is probably the starting point for me and will take ages and will cause severe wear and tear on Google’s servers and my keyboard. This is where the professional fundraiser will save time over me by having more knowledge of the bewildering array of funding that is available “out there”. I also know that there are lots of funds that have no presence on the internet, and for our current project, these are not even in my sights.
Then I want to make sure that I am asking for money for the right resources and equipment and that I have a realistic and up-to-date picture of its cost. THe latest internet special offer is all very well and would certainly give me, and the funder, the best value for money, but will it still be available at the never-to-be-repeated price by the time the bid has gone in, been approved and the money released to us?
However, like everyone else, I have a limited amount of time to give to my volunteering. As this blog recounted a year or so ago, I have reduced the amount of volunteering that I used to do and nowadays concentrate on my railway volunteering. When I go to the railway to be the guard, ticket inspector, buffet server or any other active role, I am aboard or among the trains. This is visibly volunteering for the railway and is the bit that I originally signed up to do. Although I have still been volunteering for the railway while sitting in front of this computer, I am sure that other railway volunteers think of me as not currently doing anything for the railway (if they think me at all.)
And when the funding comes in and the practical part of the project starts, those hands-on volunteers will have no idea of the time or work that has already been expended by volunteers on this project.
Now this is not a moan, but a plea to anyone in a voluntary organisation, or who uses the services of a voluntary organisation, to remember that almost every front-line service has to be paid for in some way and that a fundraiser has been involved in making it happen.
Ride Safe
Dave
A Week of Significant Dates November 10, 2009
Posted by Chuffing Hog in Life.Tags: Birthdays, Significant dates, Wedding Anniversary
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This week sees (for me) three very significant dates. Two of them are now part of the historical context of our modern world; the fall of the Berlin Wall 20 years ago yesterday and tomorrow’s anniversary of the end of First World War. The other is a more personal anniversary, that of the birth of my second son.
Amid the celebration of yesterday’s big event in Berlin and tomorrow’s far more sombre act of remembrance (which I hope you will observe with me at 11:00am tomorrow), I hope that anyone with anything to celebrate today has a wonderful day.
Then I got thinking about other significant weeks across the year, after all there are 51 more of them to go at. Immediately, I picked out two more. There’s a week towards the end of August when we in UK celebrate our Late Summer Bank Holiday. around the same time, there are two more birthdays in our family – my eldest son’s and mine on consecutive days. Then the first week of June is another, in which my twin brothers were born and a couple of days later was my dad’s birthday. In fact the week after that saw my mum and dad’s wedding anniversary. This is also Volunteers Week.
Talking of which, it’s not quite a single week, but early to mid May sees a very important birthday – Sue’s which is just preceded by our wedding anniversary.
My youngest son’s birthday is close to that of youngest brother in January.
In fact, as I unpick the year, there are very few weeks when I don’t have something to celebrate. No wonder I used to eat too many cakes and biscuits! However, I am now a reformed character, having had a jacket spud followed by an apple for lunch today (because there aren’t any biscuits in the house).
…and by the way, were you wondering what G represents in yesterday’s post? Grandchildren.
Ride Safe
Dave




