For heaven’s sake. It’s the second of November.
Why do we have to have Christmas adverts on the TV (for the past two or three weeks already)? Why are the decorations up in town and city centres? Why are shops full of cards and presents?
OK, I know why. It’s the commercialisation of the season which is already beyond redemption. Personally, the Christmas season starts for me sometime in the middle of next month when I will get stuck into mince pies with all the enthusiasm you would expect.
I hope that you will go along with me here, after all, I am Santa.